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buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

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still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later


tanpom:

if i have to text you first every single time then we aint gonna text ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


catswithbenefits:

the only point of a middle name is to let you know when you’re in deep shit


wonkypenis:

do u ever wish u weren’t alive just because the human race is intolerable 


frigerator:

I support thick thighs


rnonopoly:

WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER

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fuck-benedict:

maplehoofs:

fuck-benedict:

I JUST WANTED TO SING THE ALPHABET I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS

Ironically, what you wanted instead was the D.

get
out

fuck-benedict:

maplehoofs:

fuck-benedict:

I JUST WANTED TO SING THE ALPHABET I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS

Ironically, what you wanted instead was the D.

get

out


cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young


doctor-wholock:

timelessseaphire:

ufuckinsnowglobe:

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’

but there is an ‘ood’

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wat


vinebox:

This is so accurate 


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